i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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