Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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