She bit a glass in half.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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