yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
sex in a hospital.. check
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I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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