Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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