She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
