im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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