her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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