it's like iHOP with fire
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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