I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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