Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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