i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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