I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
