He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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