Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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