so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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