I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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