I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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