***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My pussy is not your playground.
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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