He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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