NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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