She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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