how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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