doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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