I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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