i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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