I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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