Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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