her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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