Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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