C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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