Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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