Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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