do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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