I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
We’re leaving where are you
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