I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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