This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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