I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Boobs speak an international language.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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