Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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