in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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