break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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