He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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