your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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