remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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