the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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I hope my margaritas pass through security.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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