i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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