If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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