let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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