There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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