at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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