Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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