Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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