Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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