Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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